You come to a city for the first time and you: 1. present yourself to the Prince. 2. present yourself to your clan elders. 3. present yourself to the nearest attractive person. 4. present yourself to the sheep. 5. present a stake to the heart of an important elder. I suppose 1 ... sure why not, unless the prince is Tremere filth. A hunter corners you in an alley-way, so you: 1. fight for your life. 2. make effective use of disciplines to avoid confrontation. 3. attempt to seduce them if the gender is correct for you. 4. Introduce the hunter to the business end of your cheese-grater. 5. frenzy and kinda get renaissance on the hunter's ass. Depends. If the hunter is very brave, I might let him live. If I am in an ammused mood I might allow them a free shot with their stake ... then see the panic in their eyes when they fail. Lupines are out to kill you, specifically you. You resolve this by: 1. getting assistance from your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them. 2. getting your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them. 3. catching them with their pants down and taking it from there. 4. threatening them with Naire. 5. getting your pals/pack together and declaring all-out war on the lupines. Flying. If they are persistant, challenge their pack leader to single combat ... they can never turn THAT down. At my absolute peak, ONE Lupe I can deal with. A bloodhunt is called on you and you decide to: 1. run. 2. mysteriously disappear until they call it off. 3. seduce Camarilla leaders to call it off. 4. siege the Prince's house...with catapults. 5. say "Big fucking deal" and throw a party with alot of fights in celebration. Ahh catapults, finally you're talking about things I understand. "Are you the Prince?" 1. No. 2. Not yet. 3. Hmmm...(demon-lover smile) that all depends... 4. That geek? No. But I kinda know him. He's a bit angry with me right now because I force-fed his ghouls starch and released a bengal tiger in his favorite theatre box a few months ago. 5. I'm gonna kill him. (arches stone eyebrow) Who would be stupid enough to ask ME that question? Do I look like the Prince to you?! Your preferred blood-type is: 1. human, of course. 2. ANYTHING will do... 3. a lover's. 4. (in overexaggeratedly snobbish voice) blood...make it something from my "personal" stock. 5. that of an elder...sometimes lupine blood serves a purpose. Criminal. I justify my existance by wiping out the parasites that feed off of mortal kind. Vampires, and other mortals. The Sabbat tries to take over the city you're in and you: 1. fight them. 2. fall back just in case they win and retake the city as its hero if they do. 3. hide sextoys and lovers. 4. pick up your mallet, dynamite, and a manhole cover. Defend your city. 5. help them. enjoy the evening Lupines are good for: 1. not much. While they make nice allies, they try to kill us. But the Gangrel seem to like them. 2. being manipulated into...disposal of unwanted members of Kindred society. 3. I hear they're great in the sack. 4. their Ragabash. Some are cool enough that they decide to hang out with us. They just hate it when we show up at their moots. Kinda tried to kill me last time... 5. rugs. Killing vampires. Oh sorry, I'm supposed to call us 'Kindred'. Feh! Anyway, they're REALLY good at it. And despite the offence my new Brujah allies will take, it would take half the clan members they had in this city to even slow down a small raging pack. During the last Tremere mind-meld, I: 1. didn't give a shit. 2. watched...or maybe even got involved. 3. got laid. 4. ran through the ceremony...screaming and naked. 5. joined the Tzimisce war-party and commenced assault. Broke through the wall, rescued the captive, summoned the other Gargoyles in my Aerie, rended all the Tremere in that Chantry, burned the place to the ground, and ate the eldest Tremere in the place. Ah, the good old days. My sire: 1. sometimes helps me out. 2. involves me in his plots, but still gets tangled in mine. 3. was a great lover. 4. has this really cool trick. Wanna see? (holds up small box of ashes) 5. killed me, buried me, made me dig my way out of the grave, and clubbed me with a shovel right when I finally got out Do you carry weapons? 1. We all need protection, right? 2. Not usually...I tend to get others to do my dirty-work. 3. Hehe...wanna see? (wink) 4. Weapons? WeaPoNS?!? (puts a shotgun to asker'snose) I don't need no steenking weapons!!! 5. Of course! What are you? An idiot Sure. "I pull down my pants and you ask me 'Can I blow this?'" 1. What the..? That's sick! 2. Filthy ingrate...I have no time for your stupid game. 3. Hmmmmm...hehe...sounds interesting. 4. "I say 'Yes if you want halitosis!'" 5. Shutup. This must have something to do with that 'procreation' thing that mortals are so obsessed with. I would give you the lengthy explination as to why such things hold no intrest for me ... but my Ghoul is not present and I don't want to have to explain it twice. You're trapped in a room with a Malkavian. You would: 1. ignore them. 2. pretend to ignore them and listen carefully to what they say. 3. if the gender's right...(CENSORED) 4. talk. Have fun. Goof off. Invite more Malkavians over for a party. 5. rend them limb from limb if they annoying. 2. Finally you give me a question with an answer I can use. Your philosophy on being a vampire is: 1. we are beasts struggling to retain humanity...may the beast never succeed. 2. our new form has many advantages and disadvantages. Use them both. 3. many people have sexual fantasies about vampires...go with it! 4. This is COOL! So many people walking the thin line of sanity ...I'm ready to shove them off! WOOHOO! And I can even know what's really going on! Thankyou,ThighMaster! 5. we have become monsters. Why fight it? Perhaps 2. But most certainly we are monsters, some of us just hide it. "When in doubt..." 1. go with what you know. 2. manipulate others to confirm the rightness of your decisions. 3. discuss it with somebody in bed. 4. SCREAM AND SHOUT! No...wait...listen to No Doubt? AAAARRRRGH! 5. kill somebody. Step back and survey the situation, if you cannot understand then go with answer number 1. You find a potion that will temporarily restore mortality, so you: 1. keep it around...might come in handy sometime. 2. sell it to the highest bidder. 3. use it to enhance the sexual experience. 4. try to trade it for a whoopie cushion, bloody soap, and some fireworks. 5. force the Prince to take it and kill him while he's weakened. Bottled Golconda? What a stupid concept. Hmmm ... eh 1. And make absolutely certain that Melissa DOESN'T know that I have it. Your most used phrase is something like: 1. "I see." 2. "Do not mettle in the affairs of others. You know not what you are doing." 3. "Heya baby." 4. "NIKTOBAKADAKAYOMBIYO!" 5. "Die!" Do you know GWAR? 1. No. I've been to a concert of theirs once, though. 2. Certainly not! 3. I can proudly say I've uhhh...been backstage a few times... hehehehe... 4. "I'm their fukkin' manager!" 5. I've been to enough of their concerts that I might as well. No, should I? Who is he? (somewhere in the backround Tad is thrashing around "GWAR GWAR GWAR!!!") Midgets 1. Short people. 2. People with underactive thyroid glands. 3. Hmmmmm...hehehehe... 4. The next step for the human race! Yes, they lie in wait for us, plottingthe eventual destruction of the planet! They serve the evil barbers! 5. Shutup, freak. Have less blood, and don't often commit violent enough crimes for me to take any notice of them. Do you fear final death? 1. We all do. 2. Of course! I will survive at all costs. 3. You bet! I love my life! I love my love life... 4. We die? 5. No. (pause) sometimes The Justicar accuses you of breaking the Masquerade and you say: 1. "I'm sorry, but it must be a case of mistaken identity." 2. "Are you certain? Can you prove it beyond the shadow of a doubt?" 3. "Well...you don't HAVE to kill me. I can...serve you in certain...ways." 4. "HEY! The penguin was asking for it! Look at the way it was dressed!" 5. "Fuck you!" First half of 2. If he can, then 5. The "authorites" (Police, FBI, etc...)) suspect you're a vampire and you: 1. isolate the individual reponsible for your discovery and "convince" them they were wrong. 2. ghoul the leader of the authoritative group. 3. sleep with the leader of the authoritative group and/or their spouse. 4. lead them on a wild goose-chase and have them end up in the Prince's house... 5. KILL'EM ALL!!!! Suspect? How? As in they've SEEN me? Vampire, is not the first thought that runs through the minds of most mortals that look upon me. It's usually something much worse, later they convince themselves that they never saw me. However if I were to come under suspicion, then 2. (Willum rests his head on his fist and sighs in exasperation) You find somebody who you would like to make into a vampire, so you: 1. ask the Prince for permission first. 2. embrace them, hide them, and ask the Prince a "hypothetical" question. 3. embrace them in more ways than one. 4. club them, drag them off to your cave, drive them insane, THEN embrace them. 5. embrace a large group of people just to spite the traditions. I will NEVER "embrace". Being turned into a Gargoyle is an insideous process that wracks your body with pain beyond imagination and wipes out all memories of you life. I have never found anyone worthy of such a punishment. Your haven is: 1. a nice apartment or something like that. 2. expansive yet well-hidden. 3. equipped with some of the strangest things for sexual purposes. 4. in your shorts, under your kilt... 5. a communal one. 1 is close enough. Gehenna: 1. might happen. 2. is a mindless ploy by our elders to attempt to scare us. 3. is coming fast, so why not enjoy the last hours? 4. is Malkav's greatest prannk yet! BRAVO! 5. must be stopped. Destroy the elders, for they are tools of the antedeluvians. 1 and if so 5 Mages are: 1. scary people. 2. Useful...too bad we cannot usemuch of the knowledge they give us. 3. interesting...I like the Cult of Ecstasy...they have the right idea. 4. are chasing their own tails. Denying insanity while defying reality? Unheard of! And they wonder why they're not going anywhere... 5. not worth bothering with unless they get in my way. The Tremere used to be mages. My hobbies are: 1. something to do. 2. plotting and scheming to gain prestige. 3. Kind of personal...closed doors kind of stuff(wink).. get it? 4. None of your damn business! What I do in my spare time with a 3-man slingshot, a window near the Prince's house, and a porcupine is not your concern! 5. Killing, destroying...being a vampire is a full time job. My what? The changeling kith you'd probably hang out with would be: 1. Probably any of them. Nosferatu might like the Sluagh. 2. The Sidhe know of power...they are worthy. 3. Satyrs. 4. Pooka. 5. Redcaps I have only found one Fae who was to my liking. His name was Othalgar, he was huge, strong, honor bound, a true warrior. He fought me bravely to the end. For that reason ... I cannot believe that you would not include Trolls as an answer. You find Caine and you say: 1. "Caine, great sire of all! How may I assist you?" 2. "Prove it." 3. (Male)"You know any really good chicks?"...(Female)"Heya Baby." 4. "Here, hold this," hand Caine a watermelon, "I just KNEW you were running a service station in Hermitage,Missouri!" 5. "You are Caine? Perhaps you should have a discussion with your grandchilder... they seem to be intent on killing us... or I could just kill you." 2. He IS just a myth after all. When faced with final death, you will: 1. yell, scream, fight for your unlife if you can. 2. beg, plead or weasel your way out if possible. 3. try to get out or go out in as pleasurable a way as possible. 4. make-believe it isn't happening...it might just work... 5. not be afraid, but try to take as many down with you as possible. 5. But it won't happen. RESULTS: Count up how many of each number you chose and the one that you chose the most will bear your primary results. Ties mean you are split between results and near ties mean that you have leanings to the other results. 1. Your run-of-the-mill Camarilla vampire. 2. Sneaky, plotting, or even business-like kindred. Probably Ventrue, Tremere, or Giovanni. 3. You libido is in control. A trait that is displayed by a number of Toreador. 4. Nutcase! You're either a Malkavian or otherwise just plain fucked up! 5. Either a REALLY violent and rebellious Brujah, or a member of the Sabbat. What results. I am what I am. I doubt that this test cleared anything up.