Vulgar Argot

Angstburger: Over-the-top moping about one's vampiric condition. 
Usuage: "Dominic was chewing on a big old angstburger at the 
Goth club tonight."

Apeshit: Frenzy

Ash: A vampire who's been destroyed. Usage: "Tomasino pissed off the sheriff; 
now he's ash." Sometimes used as a verb, meaning "to kill."

Bloat: Taking more blood than one needs, resulting in reddened eyes, a ruddy 
complextion and the continual shedding of tears of blood.

Blooded: A vampire

Boojum: Any other supernatural creature, usually non-vampiric.

'Bot: Someone clearly acting under the influence of Dominate. Often reserved 
for mortals reduced to automaton status.

Brightening Sunsets: Another term for a destroyed Kindred. It refers to the way in which 
excess dust and ash produce particularly brilliant coloration. Usage: "Lisette crossed 
the Nosferatu elder, so now she's brightening sunets."

Cannible: A diablerist.

Cleanup: Repairing an "Oops", or otherwise working to protect the Masqurade.

Clockwatcher: A vampire who worries excessively about the approach of dawn.

Collar: Blood Bond. The term has a distinctly sadomasochistic inference attached to it.

Cub Scouts: Archons

Dessert: Feeding for pleasure, not need.

Doornail: As in, "dead as a." Used to refer to a corpse left behind. 
Usage: "We went out for supper and dropped a few doornails in the river."

Do Over: The process of earsing memories from a mortal's mind. Often used to cover up evidence of feeding.

Fossile: Derisive term for a vampire who is stuck, stylisticaly, in an anachronistic 
mode of behavior. Often used to refer to elders.

Futon: Coffin

Fuzzy: Lupine.

Grandpa(ma): A member of vampire's lineage more distant than her sire.

Half-breed: A ghoul. Sometimes phrased as "Half-blood."

Happy Meal: The process of drinking from a mortal who is intoxicated or 
otherwise under the influence of some sort of controlled substance.

Inky: A hunter, specifically a member of the Inquisition.

John Law: The sheriff; less frequently the scourge.

Juice: Vitae.

Leftovers: Blood from a corpse.

Laid: Fed.

Lunch: Vitae, or the mortal from whom the vitae is obtained. 
Usage: "I met lunch at the coffeehouse tonight."

Lupine Alley: Travel arteries that run through Lupine terriorty, and are 
notoriously dangerous for vampires to traverse.

Monster: A vampire who terroizes younger, weaker Kindred. Sometimes spelled Monsta, 
usually by poseurs.

Munchies: Hunger for vitae after heavy use of Disciplines.

Nibs: The prince or any other important vampire. Not intended as a compliment.

Oops: A breach of the Masqurade. Usage: "We had a little Oops tonight, 
but it's been taken care of."

Perv: A vampire who insists on indulging in mortal sexuality to mask feeding process.

PF: Short for "pity fuck." A Kindred who recives the Embrace because of guilt or 
pity on the part of the sire.

Prefrosh: A mortal who is candidate for the Embrace.

Princeling: A derisive term for the leader of a coterie.

Rabbit: A vampire who only feeds on animals. Animal blood is sometimes known as rabbit food.

Rag: The weakest vampire in a coterie.

Recruiting: Breaking the Masquerade so as to prepare a mortal for the Embrace.

Renfield: A long-time ghoul, usually one who has far exceeded normal mortal lifespan.

Rug: A dead Lupine. Alternately, a dead Gangrel.

Sabbot: A derisive term for the Sabbat. Pronounced "SAA-bet", usually in some form of 
a ridiculous accent.

Sand Castle: An unsafe haven or vulnerable domain.

Scout Master: A justicar.

Shovelhead: Sabbat vampire.

Snap: A broken collar (someone who breaks a blood bond).

Soy: Vitaew taken from an animal; a less-filling and taste-less substitute for the real thing.

Speed Bumps: Mortals or inexperienced ghouls pressed into combat against vampires.

Starfucker: A vampire who makes a habit of feeding from the rich and famous.

Suntanning: Being staked out in the sun. A common punishment used by princes on 
rebellious Kindred.

Teardrop: A Kindred who kills mortals on a regular basis. Possibly derived from a 
certain mortal gangs' custom of tattooing teardrops on the cheeks of gang members 
who have committed murder.

Tentacle: A hideously deformed vampire, usually a Tzimisce.

TFBS: Bela Lugosi's Dead, by Bauhaus. Nearly universally loathed by all Kindred, 
who have simply heard it too damn many times for the joke to be funny anymore.

Trashman: A vampire who feeds on the homeless and other human detritus. The term derives from 
such Kindred's tendency to pick up supper from alleyways or curbsides.

Uncle: An elder who takes an interest in or who patronizes younger Kindred. 
Sort of a vampiric sugar daddy.

Valentine: 1. A Kindred who uses his powers to achieve mortal celebrity, 
often in violation of the Masquerade. 
2. The mortal lover of a Kindred, usually te source of much angst.

Vector: Vampire who spreads mortal diseases; so called because the CDC has taken an 
interest in hthe way in which blood-based diseases have been spreading.

Vlad: a Kindred who acts in a sterotypically "vampiric" fashion. 
Vlads usually wear capes, flaunt their powers and speak in strained Eastern 
European accents. few last long.

Whack Job: Malkavian, or victim of Dementation.

Wolfie: A vampire, often a Gangrel, who prefers spending time in non-human shape.

Yawp: The claims if a prince or other Kindred who can't hold his territory.