You come to a city for the first time and you: 1. present yourself to the Prince. 2. present yourself to your clan elders. 3. present yourself to the nearest attractive person. 4. present yourself to the sheep. 5. present a stake to the heart of an important elder. * NICK: uh, I haven't presented myself yet. I will have done that 3 and a half days from now. * LIZ: Stupid ass Prince, dummer than a... oh my answer, 1. ::grummble:: * JADE: 5, if the elder is a Tremer... oh wait I am in Torpor A hunter corners you in an alley-way, so you: 1. fight for your life. 2. make effective use of disciplines to avoid confrontation. 3. attempt to seduce them if the gender is correct for you. 4. Introduce the hunter to the business end of your cheese-grater. 5. frenzy and kinda get renaissance on the hunter's ass. NICK: Hunter!! Where??? ::obfuscates and runs:: (guess that means number 2) LIZ: Kick his sorry Bible thumping ass, then drain him dry. So Number 1 for me. JADE: Still in Torpor... Lupines are out to kill you, specifically you. You resolve this by: 1. getting assistance from your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them. 2. getting your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them. 3. catching them with their pants down and taking it from there. 4. threatening them with Naire. 5. getting your pals/pack together and declaring all-out war on the lupines. NICK: Hunters, and now Lupines? Man, this bites. I'm gonna find a druggie... LIZ: 5 of course, hell we ARE at war with them. JADE: leave me alone A bloodhunt is called on you and you decide to: 1. run. 2. mysteriously disappear until they call it off. 3. seduce Camarilla leaders to call it off. 4. siege the Prince's house...with catapults. 5. say "Big fucking deal" and throw a party with alot of fights in celebration. NICK: This just keeps getting better and better. 1!! 1!!! 1!!! I am not THAT attached to Gray. LIZ: Four sound like a blast, I'll bring the refreshments for afterwards. JADE: Stupid Camarilla... oh sorry zzzzzzzzzzz "Are you the Prince?" 1. No. 2. Not yet. 3. Hmmm...(demon-lover smile) that all depends... 4. That geek? No. But I kinda know him. He's a bit angry with me right now because I force-fed his ghouls starch and released a bengal tiger in his favorite theatre box a few months ago. 5. I'm gonna kill him. NICK: Prince eh? Hey that sounds like a good idea. TWO!! LIZ: Four all the way baby, expcept I would have dragged them back to my place and showed them Brujah fun. There by scarring the fragil Blue Blood's pets for life. JADE: :laughter:: A Saulbri prince? Killing him sounds like fun. FEI-LING: How come nobody is asking me? Humph. Oo the choices, I will pick 2 AND 3. ::deadly grin spreads on face:: That pile of shit we call Prince is worthless. Your preferred blood-type is: 1. human, of course. 2. ANYTHING will do... 3. a lover's. 4. (in overexaggeratedly snobbish voice) blood...make it something from my "personal" stock. 5. that of an elder...sometimes lupine blood serves a purpose. NICK: Uhhh.... 1, but only if they've been smoking weed first LIZ: If its alive and kicking bring it on JADE: Three sounds nice, but actually 4, and I resent the snobbish voice. ::NICK cuts in:: Aren't you stil in torpor? ::JADE:: Shut up Malkie. FEI-LING: All of the above, and if ya ever call me a snob I'll rip your rotting lungs out. The Sabbat tries to take over the city you're in and you: 1. fight them. 2. fall back just in case they win and retake the city as its hero if they do. 3. hide sextoys and lovers. 4. pick up your mallet, dynamite, and a manhole cover. Defend your city. 5. help them. NICK: heheheh, 3. LIZ: 1 of course JADE: None of the above, let them run rampant and hope they take some Tremer down with them FEI-LING: 1, than leave the bastards to get a tan Lupines are good for: 1. not much. While they make nice allies, they try to kill us. But the Gangrel seem to like them. 2. being manipulated into...disposal of unwanted members of Kindred society. 3. I hear they're great in the sack. 4. their Ragabash. Some are cool enough that they decide to hang out with us. They just hate it when we show up at their moots. Kinda tried to kill me last time... 5. rugs. NICK: Ohohoh! I want to add an answer... 1 1/2. Back Scratchers, and yes that is also my answer. LIZ: You idiot, 1 1/2?? Only a Malkie. Five, and I could use some nice fur rugs for Jack and I to enjoy. ;) JADE: Two all the way. FEI-LING: I believe Tiger needs a new fur coat. During the last Tremere mind-meld, I: 1. didn't give a shit. 2. watched...or maybe even got involved. 3. got laid. 4. ran through the ceremony...screaming and naked. 5. joined the Tzimisce war-party and commenced assault. NICK: I'll watch the people who choose 4, especially if they're hot ::looking in Liz's direction:: LIZ: ::smacks Nick:: One, who gives a rats ass what the Warlocks are up to. JADE: 5 FEI-LING: Three sounds good My sire: 1. sometimes helps me out. 2. involves me in his plots, but still gets tangled in mine. 3. was a great lover. 4. has this really cool trick. Wanna see? (holds up small box of ashes) 5. killed me, buried me, made me dig my way out of the grave, and clubbed me with a shovel right when I finally got out NICK: heheh, three baby oh yeah. Shagadelic. LIZ: Are those the only choices? How about red neck, beer gut, womanizing piece of shit? JADE: ::look of pain in eyes:: ... no comment FEI-LING: Could kick you sire's ass Do you carry weapons? 1. We all need protection, right? 2. Not usually...I tend to get others to do my dirty-work. 3. Hehe...wanna see? (wink) 4. Weapons? WeaPoNS?!? (puts a shotgun to asker's nose) I don't need no steenking weapons!!! 5. Of course! What are you? An idiot NICK: Three baby LIZ: Five. JADE: One. FEI-LING: 1,3,4 and 5. Heavy on the 3, am I right Nick? ::Slaps Nick's shoulder grinning:: "I pull down my pants and you ask me 'Can I blow this?'" 1. What the..? That's sick! 2. Filthy ingrate...I have no time for your stupid game. 3. Hmmmmm...hehe...sounds interesting. 4. "I say 'Yes if you want halitosis!'" 5. Shutup. NICK: O my kinda question. Lets see, Three three three! Well only if I am the one dropping my pants. LIZ: What the hell kinda question is that? Who is "I", is that suppsoe to me or am I the blow giver? Fuck this. JADE: I am not going to dignify that with an answer. FEI-LING: ::grins:: I have to go with Nick here. You're trapped in a room with a Malkavian. You would: 1. ignore them. 2. pretend to ignore them and listen carefully to what they say. 3. if the gender's right...(CENSORED) 4. talk. Have fun. Goof off. Invite more Malkavians over for a party. 5. rend them limb from limb if they annoying. NICK: Heh! This question is anti-Malkavian... mostly. I say 3 if she's a hotie. If not 5. LIZ: ::groan:: Run in the opposite direction?? JADE: Two, there is more to them than most people think. FEI-LING: Uhhh... jeezus. Get the hell out of there I have better things to do. Unless its as Audrey, Jack or Nick. I like those guys. Your philosophy on being a vampire is: 1. we are beasts struggling to retain humanity...may the beast never succeed. 2. our new form has many advantages and disadvantages. Use them both. 3. many people have sexual fantasies about vampires...go with it! 4. This is COOL! So many people walking the thin line of sanity ...I'm ready to shove them off! WOOHOO! And I can even know what's really going on! Thankyou, ThighMaster! 5. we have become monsters. Why fight it? NICK: Fantasy's aye? Excellent. LIZ: Two I guess. I believe Unlife rocks! Don't waste a secound. JADE: One of course. FEI-LING: Four sounds like fun but that's more of a Malkie thing. I will go with Lizzie on this. "When in doubt..." 1. go with what you know. 2. manipulate others to confirm the rightness of your decisions. 3. discuss it with somebody in bed. 4. SCREAM AND SHOUT! No...wait...listen to No Doubt? AAAARRRRGH! 5. kill somebody. NICK: I would say 3,but ...nevermind. four LIZ: Five JADE: One FEI-LING: When in doubt, never admit it and just cover your ass. You find a potion that will temporarily restore mortality, so you: 1. keep it around...might come in handy sometime. 2. sell it to the highest bidder. 3. use it to enhance the sexual experience. 4. try to trade it for a whoopie cushion, bloody soap, and some fireworks. 5. force the Prince to take it and kill him while he's weakened. NICK: No fucking way would I take that! I might loose my precious Malkavian insight! So sell it. LIZ: If I was able to force a fucking potion down the Prince's throat I think I would be in the position to end his miserable unlife without its help. So Three. JADE: One FEI-LING: I think I would use it to spend some time during the day doing shit I haven't been able to do in... well a long time. Your most used phrase is something like: 1. "I see." 2. "Do not mettle in the affairs of others. You know not what you are doing." 3. "Heya baby." 4. "NIKTOBAKADAKAYOMBIYO!" 5. "Die!" NICK: Niktobakadakaombiyo? I don't like the sound of that... LIZ: "Get over here" JADE: ... "I am not going to answer that" FEI-LING: ::laughter: Five sounds good Do you know GWAR? 1. No. I've been to a concert of theirs once, though. 2. Certainly not! 3. I can proudly say I've uhhh...been backstage a few times... hehehehe... 4. "I'm their fukkin' manager!" 5. I've been to enough of their concerts that I might as well. NICK: Three! ;) LIZ: GWARsmahr JADE: GWAR? What is a GWAR? FEI-LING: Four, okay maybe not. Midgets 1. Short people. 2. People with underactive thyroid glands. 3. Hmmmmm...hehehehe... 4. The next step for the human race! Yes, they lie in wait for us, plotting the eventual destruction of the planet! They serve the evil barbers! 5. Shutup, freak. NICK: I am NOT that short! LIZ: Yes you are JADE: I don't understand the point of this question FEI-LING: Midget bowling! Do you fear final death? 1. We all do. 2. Of course! I will survive at all costs. 3. You bet! I love my life! I love my love life... 4. We die? 5. No. NICK: Yes, oh yes oh yes. LIZ: I loove my unlife. So I will fight to the end! JADE: There is nothing to fear if you have lived an honorable life according to the alws of Goloconda. FEI-LING: I fear nothing ::growls:: so don't even ask! The Justicar accuses you of breaking the Masquerade and you say: 1. "I'm sorry, but it must be a case of mistaken identity." 2. "Are you certain? Can you prove it beyond the shadow of a doubt?" 3. "Well...you don't HAVE to kill me. I can...serve you in certain...ways." 4. "HEY! The penguin was asking for it! Look at the way it was dressed!" 5. "Fuck you!" NICK: A Justicar!!?? If its not the Malkie one, I am otahha there. But heh the penguin did ask for it!! LIZ: J-Justicar? Do you... uh Five of course! JADE: I do not care about any of the officers of the Camarilla, even a Justicar. FEI-LING: ... careful what questions you ask. The "authorites" (Police, FBI, etc...)) suspect you're a vampire and you: 1. isolate the individual reponsible for your discovery and "convince" them they were wrong. 2. ghoul the leader of the authoritative group. 3. sleep with the leader of the authoritative group and/or their spouse. 4. lead them on a wild goose-chase and have them end up in the Prince's house... 5. KILL'EM ALL!!!! NICK: Four sounds like a blast. LIZ: I wouldn't be stupid enough to leave such evidence around. Don't insult me with such questions or I'll rip you a new one. JADE: hmm usually I would say 1, but I am going to have to go with 4 on this one. FEI-LING: Let's see, I would probably... well lets just say I would make sure no one came around askin' about ole' Fei-Ling anymore. You find somebody who you would like to make into a vampire, so you: 1. ask the Prince for permission first. 2. embrace them, hide them, and ask the Prince a "hypothetical" question. 3. embrace them in more ways than one. 4. club them, drag them off to your cave, drive them insane, THEN embrace them. 5. embrace a large group of people just to spite the traditions. NICK: Oh the choices, the choices. A! LIZ: Three sounds like fun. JADE: None of the above. I wouldn't ask, drag them off, or bring them to bed with me. FEI-LING: ::grummbles:: Ask. Your haven is: 1. a nice apartment or something like that. 2. expansive yet well-hidden. 3. equipped with some of the strangest things for sexual purposes. 4. in your shorts, under your kilt... 5. a communal one. NICK: uhhh... One LIZ: 3, just ask Jack JADE: two FEI-LING: Five Gehenna: 1. might happen. 2. is a mindless ploy by our elders to attempt to scare us. 3. is coming fast, so why not enjoy the last hours? 4. is Malkav's greatest prannk yet! BRAVO! 5. must be stopped. Destroy the elders, for they are tools of the antedeluvians. NICK: Four.. err did I say that aloud? LIZ: is a loud of bull shit JADE: I don't believe in bed time stories useds to frighten young neonates FEI-LING: Eh it might happen, who am I to say otherwise? I'll just let them elders know we Brujah don't go down so easy. Mages are: 1. scary people. 2. Useful...too bad we cannot usemuch of the knowledge they give us. 3. interesting...I like the Cult of Ecstasy...they have the right idea. 4. are chasing their own tails. Denying insanity while defying reality? Unheard of! And they wonder why they're not going anywhere... 5. not worth bothering with unless they get in my way. NICK: whoa, uh a class in AD&D? LIZ: Five JADE: 2 FEI-LING: Mages? I don't give a damn about them. My hobbies are: 1. something to do. 2. plotting and scheming to gain prestige. 3. Kind of personal...closed doors kind of stuff(wink).. get it? 4. None of your damn business! What I do in my spare time with a 3-man slingshot, a window near the Prince's house, and a porcupine is not your concern! 5. Killing, destroying...being a vampire is a full time job. NICK: Role playing LIZ: 3 JADE: These questions are meaningless FEI-LING: 5, its especially full-time job as a Priogen. You don't get paid for overtime! The changeling kith you'd probably hang out with would be: 1. Probably any of them. Nosferatu might like the Sluagh. 2. The Sidhe know of power...they are worthy. 3. Satyrs. 4. Pooka. 5. Redcaps NICK: Hang out with who in the what now? Satyers.. Greek God of pleasure?? Sounds good. Pooka? isn't that what a human does in the bathroom? Sidhe? What? Recadcaps? Is that those silly caps englishmen wear? Dude this questions sucks. LIZ: Changeling? Kith? What the fuck are you talking about? Speak ENGLISH! JADE: Two FEI-LING: Ah man, I do not fuck around with Changelings of any type. You find Caine and you say: 1. "Caine, great sire of all! How may I assist you?" 2. "Prove it." 3. (Male)"You know any really good chicks?"... (Female)"Heya Baby." 4. "Here, hold this," hand Caine a watermelon, "I just KNEW you were running a service station in Hermitage, Missouri!" 5. "You are Caine? Perhaps you should have a discussion with your grandchilder... they seem to be intent on killing us... or I could just kill you." NICK: Whoa (sounds much like Keanu Rheeves)... sweet dude. Want some doped up human blood? LIZ: 3 JADE: ... ::mutters:: stupid pointless questions FEI-LING: Two, ain't no fucking way Caine is just gonna be roaming around introducing himself. When faced with final death, you will: 1. yell, scream, fight for your unlife if you can. 2. beg, plead or weasel your way out if possible. 3. try to get out or go out in as pleasurable a way as possible. 4. make-believe it isn't happening...it might just work... 5. not be afraid, but try to take as many down with you as possible. NICK: I am too handsome to die so 2 LIZ: 5 JADE: ... none of your buisness FEI-LING: 5 all the way RESULTS: Count up how many of each number you chose and the one that you chose the most will bear your primary results. Ties mean you are split between results and near ties mean that you have leanings to the other results. 1. Your run-of-the-mill Camarilla vampire. 2. Sneaky, plotting, or even business-like kindred. Probably Ventrue, Tremere, or Giovanni. 3. You libido is in control. A trait that is displayed by a number of Toreador. 4. Nutcase! You're either a Malkavian or otherwise just plain fucked up! 5. Either a REALLY violent and rebellious Brujah, or a member of the Sabbat. NICK/LIZ/FEI-LING: We were suppsoe to keep track?? Well shit. JADE: This was such as waste of time, and that means a lot coming from me considering I am in Torpor and have NOTHING to do!