Brujah:
ć "Hey, you can change your own stinking lightbulb!" 
ć "Changing light bulbs is part of the capitalist, neo-nazi, oppression of the people! I refuse to change it." "Ouch. Who put a wall there?" 
Malkavian:
ć "It's MY bulb, dammit! I took it and now it's MINE!" 
ć None. We have auspex, silly. 
ć "Oh yeah? Prove that it needs changing." 
ć 200 - One to hold the light bulb, and 199 to rotate the house to screw it in. 
Nosferatu:
ć DO they have light bulbs down there? 
ć None - They already know everything, why do they need light? 
Toreador:
ć 1 Artiste to put it in and 2 Poseurs to critique the performance 
ć None - A burned out light bulb is clearly great art. 
Tremere:
ć None ("You will change my lightbulb" `I will change your lightbulb...' "You will forget you ever saw me" `I will forget I ever saw you...') 
ć Six. One to notice the light bulb is broken, one to tell the Chantry head, one to conjure a new bulb, one to levitate the old one out, one to levitate the new one in, and one to dominate the old one into forgetting it ever happened. 
Ventrue:
ć None. They have flunkies for that sort of thing. 
ć Just one, but they have to have a board meeting and attain a quorum first. 
Lasombra:
"Oh, we don't need to change the bulb. It's just been shrouded."
 
Tzimisce:
Only one, but he has to sleep with the old one every night. 
Assamites:
1, provided the price is right. 
Followers of Set:
They prefer the dark, but if you really want it changed, we have just the bulb for you . . . for a price. 
Gangrel:
ć Only one, but if he's using protean, he's munchkin. 
ć "What's a light bulb? A new tree?" 
Giovanni:
ć 3. One to put it in and two to summon and control the spirit of the old one. 
ć Just one, but they have to find a bulb that was related to the original. 
 

Ravnos:
"Lightbulb? What lightbulb?" 
Children of Osiris:
2. One to change the lightbulb and one to cleanse the first one of it's sins. 
Daughters of Cacophony:
2. One to blast the old one out of it's socket and one to put the new one in. 
Salubri:
2. One to heal the old bulb, and one to watch the door for Tremere. 
Samedi:
4. One to rot the old bulb away, one to put the new one in, and two to summon and control the spirit of the old one. 
Gargoyle:
"Touch this light bulb, and you die."