You come to a city for the first time and you:
3. present yourself to the nearest attractive person.

A hunter corners you in an alley-way, so you:
4. Introduce the hunter to the business end of your
cheese-grater.

Lupines are out to kill you, specifically you. You
resolve this by:
5. getting your pals/pack together and declaring
all-out war on the lupines.

A bloodhunt is called on you and you decide to:
5. say "Big fucking deal" and throw a party with alot
of fights in celebration.

"Are you the Prince?"
4. That geek? No. But I kinda know him. He's a bit
angry with me right now because I force-fed his ghouls
starch and released a bengal tiger in his favorite
theatre box a few months ago.

Your preferred blood-type is:
2. ANYTHING will do...

The Sabbat tries to take over the city you're in and
you:
4. pick up your mallet, dynamite, and a manhole cover.
Defend your city.

Lupines are good for:
5. rugs.

During the last Tremere mind-meld, I:
5. joined the Tzimisce war-party and commenced
assault.

My sire:
4. has this really cool trick. Wanna see? (holds up
small box of ashes)

Do you carry weapons?
5. Of course! What are you? An idiot

"I pull down my pants and you ask me 'Can I blow
this?'"
3. Hmmmmm...hehe...sounds interesting.

You're trapped in a room with a Malkavian. You would:
3. if the gender's right...(CENSORED)

Your philosophy on being a vampire is:
5. we have become monsters. Why fight it?

"When in doubt..."
5. kill somebody.

You find a potion that will temporarily restore
mortality, so you:
1. keep it around...might come in handy sometime.

Your most used phrase is something like:
3. "Heya baby."

Do you know GWAR?
5. I've been to enough of their concerts that I might
as well.

Midgets
3. Hmmmmm...hehehehe...

Do you fear final death?
3. You bet! I love my life! I love my love life...

The Justicar accuses you of breaking the Masquerade
and you say:
5. "Fuck you!"

The "authorites" (Police, FBI, etc...)) suspect you're
a vampire and you:
4. lead them on a wild goose-chase and have them end
up in the Prince's house...

You find somebody who you would like to make into a
vampire, so you:
3. embrace them in more ways than one.

Your haven is:
4. in your shorts, under your kilt...

Gehenna:
3. is coming fast, so why not enjoy the last hours?

Mages are:
5. not worth bothering with unless they get in my way.

My hobbies are:
5. Killing, destroying...being a vampire is a full
time job.

The changeling kith you'd probably hang out with would
be:
6. the dead kind

You find Caine and you say:
3. (Male)"You know any really good chicks?"...
(Female)"Heya Baby."

When faced with final death, you will:
5. not be afraid, but try to take as many down with
you as possible.