What to do with a cute and fuzzy bunny:
- Carry them around. Pretend to be Tremere. Pull them out of your hat.
- Ghoul them and use them as guardians. Sign on fence: Beware of Cute White Fuzzy Attack Bunny
- Train them to suck the tomato juice out of tomatoes. Name the bunny Bunnicula.
- Set it up on a blind date with your gangrel friends.
- Tell people your Cute White Fuzzy Bunny is a vampire. Then tell them it's a CRAZY vampire- a Malkavian. Keep calling it different names, especially when other people talk to it or about it:
"Tell Fred -"
"His name is Bob."
"Tell Bob-"
"His name is June."
"Tell June-"
"Skippy."
"Tell SKIPPY-"
"Hoppney."
"TELL HOPPNEY-"
"Fred."
"Never mind."
- Embrace it. Knock on peoples' doors at night:
KNOCK, KNOCK.
"Who is it?"
"Plumber."
"Oh... you're that vampiric Cute White Fuzzy Bunny. You don't fool me..."
"Flowers."
"I KNOW you're the Vampiric Cute White Fuzzy Bunny."
"No, I'm the land shark."
"Who are you? I love your sense of humo - AAHHHHH!!!" (opens door, and you sick the Vampiric Cute White Fuzzy Bunny on her.)
- Dye it black one day, and white the next. Deny that you're doing anything of the sort.
- If you have the proper disciplines, let it loose and make it go Crinos.