Name: Rish Rashai Wuztekkin Abath

Age: Mrowr... I'd be really old if I was still alive, but I was 22 back
when all the stuff happened!

Weight: When hungry, 242 pounds.  After some gazelle, 312 pounds.  I'm a
big girl!

Height: 6' 8" tall by 2'4" wide by 1' 8" deep.  Again, big girl!

Eyes: Bright green, like pretty stones shining in the savannah, or two
really yummy frogs!

Favorite alcoholic drink: Lemme get this straight.  You take some veggie
things and bury
them and wait until they rot under the ground and get really stinky, and
then turn it into juice
and drink it so it makes you dumb?  What other stupid things do you humans
do?

Righty or Lefty: Righty.  Why notty?

Weapon of choice: Teeth.  I eat with those!

What would you do if you could be G.M. for a day: Have a line-dancing
competition with kobolds!  They're real swingers!

Person you would most like to meet: Someone who can explain who all these
other NPCs are, and why I have to memorize them!

Novel or action figure: Rish, fully-poseable action figure with real fur
and eat-you grip!  Pet me!

Malfestus. Is it really the bestus?: Where is it?  Is it food?  I like
food!

Which was better, old game or new game: Old game, cuz the players weren't
grubby jerks!

Have you ever been in love: Yes.  I mate for life!  So, uh... I guess I'm
free now.

Future Son/Daughters name: I had a small litter: Bash, Cash, Dash, Fresh,
Gosh, Hasheesh, Josh, Lesh Ishmorr, Mesh, Nosh, Pish-Posh, Stash, Trash,
Vash, Wash, Xavier, and Elmer.

What's under your bed: Dirt.

Convoluted plot or hack and slash: Convoluted plot.  Because it sounds
better than a Convulsing trot.

Best feeling in the world: Running.

Worst feeling in the world: Running.

Say one nice thing about an NPC who has had an effect on your life:  Krak
Vir had a barbecue and invited us all to dinner!