Name: Elonora / Morkir Age: (Elonora) 16 (Morkir) Time is Irrelevant. I just am, that's more than enough, you miserable pions! Weight: (Elonora) nobody asks that of a lady!(Morkir) for once, I agree with you, girl! Height: (Elonora ) 8' 2" (Morkir) Well, that goes double, unless I morph into human form, where I'm about 5'2" Eyes: (Elonora) Brown (Morkir) Duh! we're the same! I was "modeled after her" by Patricia! Favorite alcoholic drink: (Elonora ) WINE! (Morkir) Anything I want. Anything that'll get the boys drunk. I guess if I have to pick a favorite, it'd be wine - red wine. Righty or lefty: (Elonora) I guess a righty, thought I don't know exactly, I seem to have forgotten since I died. (Morkir) Ambidexterous, of course, I'm PERFECT, don't you remember? Weapon of choice: (Elonora) Bow and arrow (Morkir) Me. I like to kill things myself, who needs flimsy weapons. Again, if I must choose, I like to use the enemy as a weapon against themselves. What would you do if you could be G.M. for a day: (Elonora) I'd convince everyone that I'm not evil (Morkir) I'd kill you again, Ellie. Person you would most like to meet: (Elonora) Colwyn, again - so we could fall in love all over again. (Morkir) I can meet anyone I wish - I've got pretty much all the power I want, to if I want to meet someone, I will. Which would you rather be, novel or action figure: (Elonora) Action figure, since none of my relativeshave acces to novels, nor could they read them. (Morkir)You mean I don't have them both already? Malfestus. Is it really the bestus?: (Elonora) I dunnno, I've never been there. (Morkir) it will bem once I make it into that nice big parking lot. Which was better, old game or new game: (Elonora) New, I guess. (Morkir) I like this one, because I can cut loose, instead of being trapped in that limbo forever. Yeah, new campaign. Have you ever been in love: (Elonora) *whimper whimper* WAAAAAAA! He HATES me! I'm DEAD! you SUCK, Morkir! ( Morkir) Now I have all the men you ever wanted...and more! So, yes! I HAVE been in love! HAA HAAAA HAAA! Future Son/Daughters name: (Elonora) WAAAAAAA! I Have no future! I'm DEAD! It's all your fault! I HATE you! that's whi I tried to kill you in the first place! you just wouldn't stay dead, bitch! (Morkir) Hey, when you're as good as me, even death can't hold you back, silly phillie. I guess, it depends on who's the father. What's under your bed: (Elonora) If I were still alive *sniff sniff* There wouldn't be anything under my bed - I'd be sleeping in a stable as usual. (Morkir) Minions, scary monsters, and my man-slaves, the ones I'm finished with. Convoluted plot or hack and slash: (Elonora) Neither! I get so confused with convoluted plots, like who's-who and how-the-hell-do-you-solve-this-puzzle-because-if-you-don't-you-and-the-whole-party-are gonna-die. And hack-and-slash is what brought about my demise! WAAAAAAAAA! (Morkir) shut up, bitch. Hack and slash. Best feeling in the world: (Elonora) Killing you! (Morkir) Killing you. And knowing you'll stay dead. (Elonora) WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Worst feeling in the world: (Elonora) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Morkir) being in limbo, but I don't have to worry about that anymore. Say one nice thing about an NPC who has had an effect on your life: (Elonora) Raschem - not only did he take care of me, but he introduced me to Wine! but I'll never taste it again! WAAAAAAA! (Morkir) Krac-vir. I owe it all to my daddy! He's the bomb! then again, since I'm an NPC now, I guess I can say some thing nice about myself! Kudos to me for killing Elonora! (Elonora) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Morkir) ok, girlie, time to go back to never-ever land. (Elonora) NO! Don't make me go back there! it totally sucks! I want to stay! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!..............