1. Okeydokey. So, you're a villian. How do you fight?
Minions do it for me.
Spells, and lots of em.
I will stab you in the face with my stabbity thing.
EEEEAAAAT YOOOOOOUUUU
Faust.

2. Level of Villainous Planning (LVP value):
My machinations cross aeons.
Some long-term planning
I go with what feels good at the moment
Faust.

3. Magic?
I -am- magic, thanks.
Spells! Lots of spells!
Some spells, not so much.
Just magic items, thanks.
Hmm. What magic? me no understand?
Faust.

4. Religion?
Devout follower of an evil God (even on Sundays!)
Take it or leave it.
All gods are false!
Faust.

5. Villainous appearance?
Imposing!
flamboyant!!
Subtle.
Innocent. You don't know I'm evil until I STAB YOU IN THE FACE! STABBITYSTABBITYSTABBITYSTABBITYSTABBITY!
MRRRAAARRRR! EEEEAAAT YOOOOUUU!
Faust.

6. Minions?
I work alone.
Couple of henchmen never hurt.
Legions! Armies! Swarms of servants at my beck and call!
Faust.

7. Like betrayal much?
Oh yes, yes, yes! Gimme some of that lovely, lovely treason!
Meh.
Not my bag. True and Villainous, I say!
Faust.

8. My evil theme song is:
The Imperial March (from Star Wars)
Superbeast (by Rob Zombie)
something malevolent by Nine Inch Nails-- all of The Downward Spiral would do.
No song, just silence, preferably with the soft tap, tap of blood dripping.
I love you, you love me...
Faust.

9. Your evil agenda mostly consists of:
REVENGE.
Nothing in particular. Just kinda hang out and be evil, ya know?
Money. Money is good.
Take over the world.
Faust.

10. Leader or follower?
I rule all! All will follow my glory!
Let someone else take the blame. I'll just do the dirty work and get paid for it.
Faust (loner)

11. Sanity level:
Coldly calculating.
bout average, minus morals.
one wild die short of 5D
LIGHT URPLE CHICKAPOTAMUS! BLARGH!
Faust.

12. Shapechange
Yeah
Naw
I will turn my arm into a sword, and then I will stab you with it! And while you lie bleeding, I will turn into mercury and pour myself down your throat, and choke you to death! Then I will fill your lungs with myself and expand, causing you to EXPLODE in bloody gibs of gooey post-hero matter!
Faust.

13. If you left a calling card at the scene of your crime, what would you leave?
Something with a skull. Mmmm, skulls.
Dagger, sword, or other weapon implement.
Nothing but the bodies of my victims.
I am not so vain as this. Please.
Faust.

14. Weapon type:
Slash
Blunt
Pierce
Spell
Whip. Definitely whip.
Yes. That is, all of the above.
Faust.

15. Favorite Method?
Sword
Spell
Subterfuge
Stealth
Faust.

16. Sunlight:
The yellow face! It burns us!
Whatever.
I love it!
Faust, okay? FAUSTITY FRICKIN FAUST FAUST FAUST.